“Hey Meg, can I ask you a favor?” Kelly said to me while we were eating TV dinners and watching a hockey game on TV.

“Sure Kelly what’s up?”

“Well umm… Doctor Henderson retired… I need a pelvic exam so I can keep up on the pill and three months is up next week… We are going to a cottage in Maine for the weekend.”

“Oh? Well I see doctor Sadowsky and so does my sister and mom, she’s not retired yet but probably will be in the next few years though, but we have some great OB-GYN’s at the hospital.”

“No.. I mean can you do it? I need it like… tomorrow…”

“Huh? Me?”

“Well there are only two people in the hospital I trust to do it. You and Doctor Collins because he’s queer as a three dollar bill… But he’s still a man.”

“You? feeling a little shy?”

“Ummm yes…”

“You are full of surprises sometimes.”

“Yeah well… You’ve seen me naked before.”

“This isn’t just walking around the apartment in an open bathrobe because you have a guy in your room.”

“Meg, I saw you going to town on yourself like your body is your own personal amusement park… I think you can do this for me… anyways I am embarrassed.”

“Embarrassed by what? We are doctors, we really don’t care.”

“I’m embarrassed by my promiscuous ways. I lost count after fifteen… and a Brian isn’t judging me about it, and I need to move on… but a lot of guys.. Also Brian and I agreed to do some STD Testing so we don’t need condoms… I am kind of.. Well embarrassed to ask about that with anyone else… But yeah I used to be a whore… I mean Geez Meg how many men have you had?”

“Three and a half including Gianni if you must know.”

“And a half?”

“I’d rather not talk about it…”

“No, I want to know Meg, I just admitted I am a whore.” She said, chuckling, grabbing my shoulder, and turning me towards her.

“Don’t ever call yourself that Kelly… Ever!” I said turning away. Remembering my mom telling me how hurt she was when she was called that when pregnant for me.

“I’m sorry Meg… It’s what I feel like sometimes.”

“Damn it Kelly you’re not a whore… Don’t let people call you that… You’re not a slut, you’re not easy, you are Kelly. A wonderful friend and I am sure Brian thinks you’re a great girlfriend… and maybe more someday… Who knows… But never say whore… That word was banned in my house growing up. “

“Meg I have been in threesomes, keys in a fishbowl orgies, weird shit Meg…”

“But you’re not a whore. I was almost born out of wedlock and people were calling my mom that. No one ever called me dad a bad name, well to his face…And I have done weird shit too Kelly, I am not proud of it either but we are NOT whores!”

“I never meant to imply you were. I am sorry, I really am.”

Then it hit me, I was being insecure in a way I still don’t understand. “Fuck it Kelly I am sorry… I have a lot on my mind, I am taking Gianni to meet my family but I am worried. My mom’s sisters will be thrilled he’s catholic, but they don’t like Italians… Now my parents probably won’t care that he's Italian but my dad has a bad taste about Catholics in his mouth… Not sure about my mom and he already met my Aunt Mary and she just reminded me not to get pregnant…”

“I’m still sorry Meg…”

“The half, if you must know…” I said, taking a gulp. “I got friendly with my married Biology Professor. A WOMAN… in her mid 30’s… Her kink was having a younger woman watch her husband have sex with her… I really don’t know how I got involved but I was watching them… then she went down on me… while her husband jerked it… then we all acted like nothing happened… but in the moment I liked it… Then I felt like an absolute whore myself…”

“Ok Meg, that surprises me a bit… but I probably have done worse, and hey who hasn’t tried it with a girl at least once…. Or twice … So well will you?”

“Will I what?”

“Do my pelvic exam and not judge me?”

“Sure Kelly, tomorrow after your shift come find me… And wait, what! Girls? What the fuck Kelly?” I said, chuckling a bit.

“Just twice… I had a bad experience with a guy when I was 21 and someone was like you should try being a lesbian… I liked sucking cock more than licking pussy though, and once when I was in a threesome, I went down on the other girl while he was going to town on my ass.”

“Your ass?”

“Oh geez Meg never did it in the butt before?” She said chuckling

“Oh GOD no!” I said shocked

“Depending on the guy’s abilities it can hurt like all holy hell or be OK… It’s really for his enjoyment. I mean hasn’t a guy slipped a finger back there before?”

“Yeah but that’s a finger… And aside from it hurting I’d be afraid I’d shit on him…”

“It happens.” Kelly responded with a laugh. “Especially if it’s unplanned… Hey if you want to play in the dumpster expect to get messy.” we both laughed a bit and really didn’t talk much about it.

Next day was a pretty boring tuesday in the ER… Typical for a Tuesday evening the nurse’s shifts were ending and I didn’t see Kelly around so I figured she found another doctor. I went down to the caferitria before it closed at 8:00 and grabbed myself a slice of pizza and a cherry jello.

“There you are, I was looking all over for you.” Kelly said, sliding in next to me.

“Hey Kelly.”

“Well….”

“Well what?”

“Are you ready to see my pussy up close and personal?” She said with a laugh.

“Geez Kelly don’t say it like that. Fine… let me finish eating and go empty your bladder… We’ll find an empty exam room. But keep it professional for fucks sake, this is weird enough as it is.”

“Oh Meg, it’s weird for me too. Just trying to make light of it.”

So before I knew it we had snuck off to an exam room that was fully stock but rarely used. We both walked in and I locked the door and started getting the instruments and lab supplies out, while Kelly nonchalantly grabbed a gown and started undressing.

“Don’t be so eager Kelly”

“What? Ummm yeah… want me to do my own vitals while you set up?”

“Sure if you don’t mind?” I said with my back to her

“Medium speculum Meg.”

“You know your size?”

“Who doesn’t?” She responded with a nervous chuckle.

“OK… I don’t but…no arguments from me.. Umm.. when was your first period?”

“I was 13, at the amusement park… that sucked.”

“Oh I bet! I was almost 13 but was with my aunt and thankfully she’s a nurse.”

“Oh way better…” Kelly said as I turned around to see her ripping a BP cuff off.

“Ummm I just noted multiple sexual partners… but umm can I ask a question? Ummm when did you lose your virginity?”

“I was 16… I was pretty normal and monogamous and just one guy until I was 20 though…”

“What happened Kelly?” I asked as I saw her face turn uncomfortable.

“He died in a motorcycle accident… and I went on a bender… got a reputation at college… and owned it…I was the A student who would sleep with anyone… By the time I got over it and wanted a relationship again… No one wanted a serious one with me.”

“I’m sorry Kelly.”

“Don’t be…. I am 28… moving on.. Trying again… Yeah doing this right.” she smiled at me. “Anyways, you want to just jump in and feel my boobies now?”

“Kelly!” I said chuckling “well… I should listen to your heart first..” And just as I finished the sentence her gown was around her waist. Now a quick description of Kelly. She was average height but still looked tall next to me, I mean I am short and curvy but she is a hot thin nordic blonde with deep blue eyes. I honestly was always a bit jealous of her body because she was one of those people who could look great with no effort. Her breasts were smaller than mine, still a shapely B cup that matched her thinner frame… OK I will say I enjoyed the view while I listened to her heart. Especially as I watched her red nipples slowly harden from the cold air in the exam room.

“OK Now we can do the breast exam.” I said putting the stethoscope around my neck.

“OK Meg, bet you never thought you’d be feeling up my twins.”

“Come on Kelly, be serious.”

“I really can’t be… you’re looking me over!”

“Because you asked me too!” I said with some amusement. I did the breast exam sitting up and again laying down. I enjoyed it… More than I’d ever admit to Kelly. Heck they were really nice breasts, and I think everyone likes breasts… Heck even gay men I know like breasts. Finally when i finished with a pinch on each nipple Kelly started chuckling.

“Well Meg, I wish I could say that’s the fastest anyone ever got to second base with me but..”

“Oh can it Kelly! OK Fine, get it out of your system before I need to look at your vagina too..”

“I usually can get a drink or two out of someone before they poke around down there…”

“Fine, well let me check your belly.” I said lowering the gown to just above her hips, leaving her topless. First listening to her belly with my stethoscope, then pressing on her abdomen starting just under her rip cage working my way down until I was just above her pubic hair. The whole time I could tell Kelly was trying to hold back a laugh. “Ticklish there?”

“Oh God yes, sorry.”

“Well explain the giggling I can hear from your room… well umm i guess I’ll cover you up now.” I said as I brought the gown up to cover here up, then I swung out the stirrups with a clank and helped her put her heels in. She scooted down without me asking and I put on some gloves. Then clicked on the lamp shining a bright light on her blonde vulva.

“You trimmed up for me?”

“Well it’s bathing suit weather… and maybe I just wanted to look well kept?”

“It’s OK” I said with a chuckle as I sat down on the stool and nearly fell off because I didn’t notice one of the wheels was broken. “Oh my that’s well used.”

“WHAT!”

“Oh my God Kelly the stool! The stool! It has a broken wheel I almost fell off!”

She just burst out laughing “Well you wouldn’t be wrong but!”

“Oh Geez Kelly. I almost took a nosedive!” I said laughing

“Yeah diving into my muff would have been a lot harder to explain!” we were both laughing hysterically as I began my external exam. First her nicely kept mound of blonde pubic hair. A rare sight to see, most blonds are not blonde everywhere…

“Everything looks fine here.” I said to reassure her.

“Yeah you get crabs once and you get really careful.”

“Ewe Kelly…”

“Just saying…”

“OK well I am going to touch you now…” I said spreading her labia apart, carefully inspecting every fold and crevice. “OK Kelly I am going to push the hood back from your clitorus ok?”

“What no foreplay?”

“Kelly please!” I said as I pushed it back, then spread her bottom to visualize her anus.

“Everything looks healthy Kelly.”

“Are you going to be poking around the back door too?”

“Depends on where your uterus is. Mine is retroflex so I always get the back door poke.”

“It’s OK if you do… it’s the speculum I really hate.”

“I get that, and guess what’s in my hand!” I said waving it in the air, then touching it to her inner thigh. Then I started guiding it in opening it a bit and found her cervix on the first try.

“That’s fucking cold! But it usually takes a few tries, Meg, so good job…. Next time find an exam room with the heat on!”

“OK well I am going to do your pap first, then I’ll do some STD swabs…” I did the pap first, noticing her body tense up when i scrapped her cervix. “Sorry, crampy?”

“I hate paps…”

“Yeah me too… I cried my first one because I cramped so badly… OK A few swabs now OK? Should feel a little less crampy… Doing great Kelly…. OK Going to take the speculum out now.”

“Thank God that part’s over…” She quipped to me. Then I stood up and put some KY on my fingers and started the bimanual exam, slowly sliding my small fingers inside her. “Whats that look on your face Meg?”

“What?”

“You look surprised or something, is everything ok?”

“Yes it’s fine…”

“No really what’s up.”

“I really shouldn’t say…”

“Come on, you’re fingering me and feeling my insides up.”

“Kelly!... Yeah Ummm… honestly you’re umm… tighter than I expected…”

Kelly started laughing again “Why thank you! That’s why I am such a great catch!”

“Oh Geez I should have kept my mouth shut!”

“You should get a better poker face!” She said as my fingers left her vagina and as absolutely curius as I was I just couldn’t bring myself to do a rectovaginal on her. I did enjoy grabbing a tissue and wiping off some of the lube.

“OK Kelly you can sit up now.”

“Everything look healthy and sexy there?” she said chuckling

“Kelly! Yeah everything was fine… I’ll send the tests to the lab, we’ll know in a few days..”

“Before the weekend I hope… I want to give my vag a good workout with Brian.”

“Kelly, yeah… before the weekend…yeah…”

“Thanks Meg, Really…” she said hopping down and forgetting she didn’t have her arms in the sleeves. “Haha I am naked! Eh whatever!” she said giving me a big hug.

“You’re naked Kelly!”

“You just saw my cervix, I can give you a naked hug! Anways, I need to get dressed and go have dinner with Brian… and if you have Gianni over, keep your sexiness quiet. I need to do another 7-7 tomorrow.”

“OK Kelly, See you tomorrow.”