Mike sees Enid on the computer looking all perky and frisky, "So what are you up to baby?

"Ah, nothing, just fixing Angela's relationship with Leo, no biggie"

Mike tenderly kisses Enid's dimpled smile, " You can avoid any fight and fix any problem. You are amazing!"

"I know, right!"

Enid can see Leo is online on is social media account and gives him a few minutes to get his barrings before messaging him, "Bitter, angry, jealous bitch survey for Leo Rivers sent from Enid about Angela. Will you accept?"

Leo looks at his phone in disbelief as he can't control his curiosity, "Say, what?....Enid?"

"Hey there, I am a jealous, angry bitch speaking on behalf of myself and I am messaging you for trivial and critical information about privileges and undeserved access you may or may not be receiving in the future with regard to Sunny Shades nudist resort."

"Enid, I honestly don't know what you are talking about."

"That's good. That means Angela hasn't discussed it with you. Katie might have been floating the idea around to Angela that she would be welcome to invite you to a private romantic evening if she ever felt inclined to do so. It seems to me Katie is trying to get you preapproved for access to our club. Let me tell you this right now, if Angela can parade her boyfriend naked around our sacred space, you better believe I am bringing Mike too!"

"Wait, what? Did Angela say she wanted an intimate night with me there?"

"Cut the crap, lover boy. She is crazy about you and all of us girls can see it. She dreams about you, she gets jealous and needy around you, she cries about you. It is really exhausting for us to be around."

"Wait, she cries over me, when did that happen?"

"Before work. She told me you two had a HORRIBLE fight and you wouldn't talk to her. I told her she was being overly dramatic and men don't need to communicate 24/7. She worries that she loses her temper and you will break up with her for it eventually."

"Did she tell you what happened?"

"Not really, she said she did something really mean and embarrassed you because she got really jealous. I told her not to worry about it because it couldn't possibly be worse than what I do to Mike when I get jealous."

"What did you do to Mike?"

"You promise not to tell Angela or the other girls about it."

"Sure, sure."

"Well, I don't know if you know the whole drama about Mike and I revealing our relationship. We played a stupid prank and made everyone believe he was a porn addict addicted to my webcam. To make a long story short, he was inadvertently flaunting his erection around the other girls because he believes he lies better when he has an erection. I told him if he EVER pulled a stunt like that again I would make copies of my painting of his bruised, spanked tush to all the girls so he could understand what true embarrassment is."

"You spanked, Mike, then drew his bruised butt and he let you? Why did you do all that?

"Well, I can't tell you why I spanked him, that is a private romantic conflict between us. I drew him because it was a beautiful physical trauma of how our relationship started and I wanted to remember it always."

"Then why would you share that private painting with the other girls?"

"I wouldn't. I was just shit testing him and furious he felt comfortable enough talking to my friends with an erection. We nurses are a very jealous breed. The plus side is we are immensely forgiving. When we had a fight and I was wrong, he instinctively knew I wouldn't apologize first so he gaves me an opening to say sorry by saying something he was sorry about that may have lead to the fight. When a man gives a woman that gift of apologizing in a safe comfortable way that is a major milestone in the relationship. I could forgive that boy almost anything since he did that for me."

"Enid, you are a really cool girl, and believe me this conversation has been pretty interesting, but I just remembered I forgot to return a call. It was nice chatting with you."