The End of Rectal Thermometer
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Enid is laughing so hard she can barely breathe, "Ok, ok, ok... So Lily and Katie rushed after Angela after she ran out and she apparently made the most spectacular barf reception in human history as she opened the restroom door! They likened it to catching a spilled bowl of tomato soup from a third story building! She cupped her hands and had to empty it in the sink!"
Mike laughs fully content from the day he had as he pulls out of the hospital garage, "You were amazing! I love how you can transition flawlessly into being disgusted with men's minds to being so merciful."
"I think every woman needs that ability to some extent to exist on this planet. I was shocked that you actually spent most of the day with an erection, why was that necessary again?"
"To be honest, I don't have any acting abilities whatsoever, the only way I can sound ridiculously believable is when my brain and penis are in sync. I am going to take partial credit for priming Angela's barf with my personal problem."
Enid throws her head back, "Oh wow! Katie and Lily were so sweet and supportive, they told me to be careful on my date and to remember that this is the man you are and you aren't going to grow or get any better. As far as Angela, I think she will need to avoid us for a bit."
Mike briefly turns to Enid while he makes a right turn, "What about Mary?"
"Oh see thinks of you as a toddler who ran out of the house naked and rolled around in poison ivy. I think all her sons have mellowed her out way too much!"
Mike looks at Enid longingly at the stop light, "So you were serious about us going to The Pine Crest for our first date?"
"Very serious, in fact I have a few requests. I want to drop you off and have you wait for me. When I come to meet up with you, I want to pretend this is the first time we have ever met and we know nothing about eachother. Complete blind date."
"Ok, I'll try, but it is going to be hard pretend to convince myself my blind date isn't a total babe!"