The End of Rectal Thermometer
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The four nurses march into Dr. Wells office and Angela leads the way being the first to bust through the door. Mike stands up and Angela immediately grabs him by the arm and pulls him away from the computer. She immediately stops and covers her eyes provoking Lily to help by pushing the good doctor on his lower back with her fingers, "Oh my God, he still has a boner! Ewww, ewww and ewww."
Katie scrolls through Mike's computer, "Hmmmm, Enid porn, Enid porn and guess what? More Enid porn! What's the matter Mikey, did your puter get hacked?"
Dr. Wells voice cracks as he can feel all the nurses staring at him, "Those aren't videos of Enid, I swear...It's, it's um. Well, she is Miss Kitty! I had NO IDEA she was Enid until just a few days ago."
Lily scoffs, "Oh that is sooooo much better. He has only been violating our friend intentionally for a few days because he is a poor poor boy addicted to porn. All sweet and mysterious like Angela's Leo!"
Angela steps in, "Woah, Lily, don't you dare compare this situation to Me and Leo. We geniunely care for eachother and he IS my boyfriend."
Lily laughs, "Sure, now, but all those years of him drawing his swollen bottomed super heroine he was a freak, you legitimized him with your love!"
Angela begins to turn red, "That is because his privacy was violated!"
Enid steps in to defend Angela, "That's right our Chief of Perverts got himself caught! Did you get a good look at me when I was pooping, Michael? How about when you "accidentally" walked in on me getting a breast exam by Mary."
The four nurses stare at Mike with daggers in their eyes, "I can explain, I didn't sleep well last night, I literally mistakenly walked into the wrong bathroom. I figured since I already made the mistake it wouldn't be a big deal to stay 3 more seconds." The nurses look at eachother and Enid to further trigger their agreed disgust at the perverted man.
"Enid, I really wasn't trying to be disrespectful when I walked in and saw your boobs. You told me in chat you were a nudist in real life and totally comfortable being naked all the time. I figured since I am a doctor you would be cool about the whole thing."
Angela's face is legitimately red now. "Ok, so your fantasy of "Miss Kitty" is completely separate from Enid, but you are going to justify spying on her by retroactively pretending sexy conversations with her sex character are a legitimate part of your relationship now?"
"Look, uh, Angela, that is not what I meant. This has been a hard week. Really hard, and confusing for everyone. Miss Kitty was the only relief I had, I paid 6 months in advance to be in her fan club and she quit without explanation, so if you really think about it from an objective point of view I am being violated here too."
All the girls moan, Lily is ready to punch her boss in the penis, "Are you seriously going to gaslight Enid after what you did to her today? I SAW YOU WATCHING HER TAKE A POOP. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT IS INSANE?"
Enid becomes solemn, "I am sorry about that, Mike. Thanks for reminding me. The website doesn't offer refunds for purchases that relate directly to the girls, but I do owe my subscribers an explanation and compensation of some sort."
Katie slaps her forehead, "Please, dont apologize to THAT! You don't owe him or any of your subscribers a damn thing! They voluntarily chose to gift you money."
Enid ponders, "There was a clear expectation on both sides there would be a good faith exchange. Mike was alway very respectful of Miss Kitty's boundaries."
Lily stops her and grabs her by her shoulders, "Enid, now you are the insane one. Seriously, you are creating a pervert demon right now. He asked you to meet him in person and take a dump in a bathtub so he could soak in your waste!"
"Yeah, he did, and I told him no and we negotiated respectfully. I sent him a gift jar and a live private show of me bathing and making naughty kitty bubbles." Katie and Angela both cover their mouths unsure if spontaneous vomiting is a real concern.
Enid lowers her tone with her pervert violator, "Is there any nonsexual way I can make it up to you breaching our good faith agreement that you think would be fair?"
"Well, Enid, I would absolutely be delighted if you would let me take you to The Pinecrest for a chance to apologize and if you could do me the honor of forgiving me, would you possibly consider allowing me just one dance before the end of the evening?"
Angela's brain gives her two warnings, so she covers her mouth and she runs out of Dr. Well's office, "Oh my God, she is going to say yes, Move, move, bathroom!"