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The End of Rectal Thermometer

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Enid has worked a hard 14 hour shift and is tired, but as she sees Mike approaching her pretty pink car she is reenergized, "Ouch, we made it. Another day."

Enid notices Mike has seemingly forgotten his icepad, "No ice? Somebody's tush must be feeling a little bit better now."

Mike blushes, "Alright, it has been knawing at my mind all day. Please, the anticipation is killing me."

Enid smiles and puckers her lips, "Me too!" In an instant she opens her mini ice chest, grabs some scissors and opens two bags of cotton candy Dipndot packets and lovingly presses it up against Mike's lips. Enid leans in to savor his reaction, "I think Mikey likes it."

Mike begins to laugh hysterically and covers his mouth to protect the deliciousness from escaping, "Yes, it's very, very good, but I want a real pick me up. Please, Enid, tell me what my three nurses said about me."

Enid smiles gently as she licks her lips and savors her dessert, "I was going to delay your instant gratification, but you speak so much like a gentleman, I think I have to tell you now... Ok, first nurse, first nurse. She loooves your cologne. She says it smells like pine, lemongrass, orange and vanilla. She always got goosebumps when she could see your dress pants and Oxford shoes under the exam curtain as you approached. She always loved reassuring apprehensive female patients Dr. Wells was a lovely, caring man and she had absolutely nothing to worry about."

"I am trying to remember what she said.... Oh yeah, she would light candles that reminded her of your scent, every rainy night and sleep in the nude and dream she was your patient. She was in a car accident and you needed to check her naked body all over."

Mike twirls the DipnDot pellets around his tongue like a crocodile using a death roll on it's prey.

"Nurse number 2, she doesn't need any exams or prepping for you to take her temperature. She absolutely loves your hands. In fact she hates the idea of you using gloves when touching her butt. I think the word she used is she would become "ornery" around you in order to assure you handle her squirming butt and would calm down after she felt you attended to her bottom properly!"

Mike squints his eyes and rubs his neck uncomfortably, "I am getting major Lily vibes for some reason." Enid yelps and covers her mouth as she drops her bag of icecream on the car floormat.

Enid finally recovers from her adorable squealfest, "And number three, she says it is all about your voice. She said she wasn't sure if it was your frequency, tone or masculine delivery, but if you ordered a test or a procedure she simply had no choice but to comply. Whether you ordered an oral, rectal, or vaginal temperature it was all the same to her. She knew you had a very good reason for doing it the way you did it and wouldn't think twice about baring herself around you."

Mike thinks reflectively, thanking her for sharing intimate thoughts her friends had and Enid starts Herbeta and heads back to his place. The two barely talk the ride back and when Mike exits the car Enid honks two very long and sad honks.

Enid frowns, "I think Heberta feels sad that you are going to go home alone. She doesn't understand why she needs to go back and forth to pick you up when her stepmama has a perfectly nice warm, safe place to stay. Wouldn't it make more sense if you let me pack up your clothes and essentials and moved in down stairs?

Mike smiles lovingly, "That is one of the nicest things a car or human has ever said to me. Thank you, Herberta!"

Enid honks the horn four times with quick enthusiasm, "I think Heberta likes you, she likes the way your butt wiggles in her seat!"