The End of Rectal Thermometer
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Enid wasn't deliberately trying to sound cold and uncaring about Annie's death. Some live people are simply more uncomfortable to deal with than any dead person. Annie's nursing policies were dead a long time ago because she simply couldn't make a human connection with anyone, not even Angela.
Enid paces back and forth still bottomless and confused. Who should she call first, Angela or Katie?
"Hey, Katie, did I wake you up? Well, I was thinking about you, Girl. Have you by any chance had sex with Teddy Beefcake? No, why are you laughing? I notice the way he watches you wiggle your hips and butt when you walk. Yeah, another thing that big beefcake when I was feeling his huge arms, I couldn't help but notice he was hauling a huge bad boy around under his pants. I am not being crude! All I am saying is if I were you I would be nervous. When I lost my virginity I lost it to a boy in highschool with a 7 incher and my first time was pretty uncomfortable. Katie, your manbeast is thick and if I a had to guess is packing 10, 11 inches plus. All I am saying is you, me, and Angela could hang out, eat some pizza and if you two ever would happen to hook up atleast you had some practice with your girlfriends. No, I haven't asked Angela yet. Believe me, she is in the same boat as you, she needs some practice. I don't see the big deal??? It isn't really sex if we wear a strap on, it is a device just like the rectal thermometer and we all feel fine with Angela poking us back there. No, I am not being weird right now! Ok, so if Angela wants to join in, will you do it? Ok, great, I'll call you back later and tell you what she said."
Hey, Angie, what's up? Nothing just chilling. Katie and I were just chatting a bit ago and we were concerned about you and how you are taking to having a new boyfriend? Great, so you feel confident about everything? Have you two had sex yet? No, just boob caressing and making out? I was terrified my first time...if I could go back in time and practice more with a dildo that would have really helped out. Yeah, I never really got to enjoy my first time, most girls don't it, kinda hurt a little. Anyway, Katie mentioned being really comfortable around you and thought we could all have a girl party and talk about the whole losing virginity thing. Of course we all feel comfortable with you, that is why this whole rectal thermometer study is no big deal. We feel so safe around you, you are a sweetheart and your touch feels natural. Sure, I will call her back and let her know we can have a slumber party, I will bring pizza. Muah, bye."
"Yeah, Katie, she's down, after work tomorrow we can meet up. It will be so much fun I promise!"