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The End of Rectal Thermometer

Part 18

"No, absolutely no way you are joining this study!"

Annie Willows stands up in front of the Chief of Staff's desk with her face growing red, "May I ask you, Michael, why you think you deserve to address me in such a disrespectful tone and not only that you are sending MY nurses to be trained on how to properly participate in a medical study and you refuse to even consult me as to the details of this study."

"I don't know, Annie, maybe it is because you RUINED the last one we had."

"Michael, I have no idea what you are talking about!"

"Oh, really, no idea. Ok." Mike slips on his reading glasses, "From Cal Lukens personal consultant Robert Gregors on why our study results had to be disqualified. 1. Video footage of head nurse berating and humiliating male patient to undress 2.Unprofessional attire worn by attending nurse. Too tight, revealing.

3 Attending nurse appears to have intimate/inappropriate knowledge of patient.

4.Unable to verify results because attending nurse "refuses to open her eyes when obtaining temperature assessment."

Annie crosses her arms, "Well, our patient was being very argumentative and uncooperative in a study he agreed to participate in. I am quite proud of my nurse for her creative thinking in getting her patient to cooperate. I am actually outraged that you would read such smut about attire my nurse was wearing, I have to say this Mr. Gregors sounds inappropriate and perverted and should be ashamed of himself.

"Ms. Willows, closing ones eyes while taking a rectal temperature reading is entirely inappropriate, how do we even know Angela placed the thermometer at an appropriate angle or depth?"

"Michael, my nurse has taken hundreds of rectal temperatures on grown men just like you, if she says she can take a temperature rectally without looking she can."

"Annie, Cal has already agreed to do a retrial so we can continue to do business, letting you participate isn't even necessary and I'm sure he won't go for it even if I beg him. He believes you are too difficult and uncooperative to be trained."

Excuse me, Michael? Too difficult to be trained? I have been a nurse for over 30 years. I think your friend, Cal is afraid of a strong-minded woman who might prove him wrong and I believe the same of you. Here is what is going to happen. You are going to call Cal Luken right now and you are going to tell him to enroll me in his study with MY nurses. He is going to fax me the consent forms and allow me to be an active participant in the training. If you don't call him now, I am going to report this Robert Gregors for sexually harassing one of my nurses."

Mike Wells pounds each number on his phone while glaring at Annie Willows and waits for an answer, "Hi, Cal, it's me. No, no, no, I don't want to withdrawal any nurses from the study participation. It's just that, well Annie strongly feels that she needs to be included since she is part of our nursing staff, albeit the head nurse. I understand, believe me I understand I know you have your protocols. Ok, Ok, I will tell her. Thanks, ok thank you.

Mike Wells looks deep on thought. Annie taps her finger on his desk, you need to tell me what he said right now. "You aren't going to like this one bit. I gave your nurses an ultimatum, participate in the study or face possible termination. The only way Cal will let you participate is if it is the same conditions your nurses agreed to.

Annie scoffs, if you try to terminate me I will sue you for wrongful termination."

Mike Wells laughs, "that is why I refuse to have you sign any documents Cal Lukens sends you. The condition to you not cooperating in his study is me dismissing you. By you signing his documents you are subjecting yourself to risk of termination, not me. Annie, like it or not we need Cal's business. If we don't do this study our hospital will bankrupt inside three months. Make your choice. Cal will fax you consent forms sign them or don't."