Assia was skimming through a magazine article on... penis size across the world and cultures, reading aloud the best passages to her girlfriends Mei and Juliette.

"Guys are really obsessed with the size of their willy," she remarked, nevertheless continuing her reading for an exclusively female audience.

"They think about the length, but we, what we feel, is rather the diameter!" remarked Mei, giggling.

"Mmh. I once had a guy who had a very long one, and it hit somewhere unpleasant inside. Anyway, the length..." remarked Juliette, making a disparaging gesture.

- They give measurements," said Assia, "but I'm having trouble seeing what they really mean. For example, what's 12 cm in circumference?

- Why don't we measure our guys?" suggested Mei.

The other two young women looked at her in amazement.

"Well, yes. If we don't have any idea of their measurements we don't have a reference for those magazine figures.

- That's true... but are you going to Sylvain with a tape measure?

- Yes! Well, I don't have a tape measure at home, so I'll find something... Given that these are erect measurements, I'll give him a little blowjob, he's not going to refuse!"

Mei made no secret of her taste for a little fellatio as a preliminary to intercourse. Juliette had a vision of the little bespectacled Asian girl on her knees sucking Sylvain...

"I agree," says Nour, "but we need to define a measurement protocol. Take the circumference as wide as possible. For the length, in a straight line from the base of the cock to the tip of the glans!

- Mmmh... the base of the cock, navel side or balls side?

- More like navel side."

Juliette was dumbfounded, but finally said, "Okay by me too. For Science!". "The other two laughed in response.

"Shall we compare results on Saturday in two weeks' time?

- Done!"

And so it was that three young men were masturbated... or sucked, in order to obtain the turgidity necessary for the measurement. As for the meeting to compare results, let's quote this exchange:

"Well, it looks like your guy officially has a small willy, at least according to French statistics.

- But he knows how to use it. And you know, in the ass, I don't think it needs to be too big.

- Because he... well, you...

- Don't act so shocked. Yes, from time to time."

But it's time to bring this story to a close. Perhaps we'll meet up again with our three protagonists for another dialogue...