Various (fake) Personal ads of a lascivious variety

I'm enjoying exploring LLM's ability to write kinky text. They can range from dull to pretty good. Here I'm collecting some fake personal ads . . . my feeling is that generally writing shorter is better. Claude writes the best, particularly if you reference a good writer; ChatGPT is almost as good, and much more willing to be kinky. None of them accept underage or non-consensual stuff, but ChatGPT will get explicit where Claude and Gemini mostly won't